Hot Dallas Nights...The Real Story
An adult version of the popular television series "Dallas", this film
describes the sexual antics of a wacky and very rich Texas family.
They are big in bullshit fertilizer - and full of it as well. Meet the
Brewers and witness their attempt to corner the market in fertilizers.
But instead of the villain being J.R. Ewing - it's R.J. Brewing, who
oversees his far-flung empire of fertilizer factories from his hilltop
estate where anything goes.
The sexual encounters are quite hilarious as a lone cowboy fanatic,
rides his women as though they were horses, wearing only leather boots
and a pair of silver spurs. For an adult film, the comedy is quite
effective and very well executed. This spoof is filled with belly
laughs, double entendres, and some of the worst overacting you ever